sudbury

ontario’s city of the north. one of the larger cities in the north of ontario.

a place with many b-ms and hookers (especially downtown where everything is sketchy). many foreign people live here and to many people in the city like to double park. the city is filled with toxins and pollution in the air from the nickel factory we’re oddly known for and we just got rid of our dumb by-law where no stores were ever open.
bob: wanna go to sudbury next weekend?

joe: why? nothing there is ever open anyway.
a mostly white town where the only people hoo have not gotten drunk by 7th grade are the computer geeks
there’s more drugs in sudbury than in da projects cuz every1 can afford it
a town surrounded by smaller towns. everyone there is either drunk or stoned, yay. smaller towns include valley east, falconbridge, azilda and copper cliff.
hey guys, lets go get drunk and stoned in sudbury.
1) a town outside of boston where young wives show off their new money by zipping around town in a new beemer,range rover or audi and gloating about their new, custom made mcmansion that their husband is paying for.

2) where the cars in the parking lot of the high school collectively cost more than it did to build the new high school

3) a well off community where most come from money and those who dont pretend they do. lovely area with alot of history

4) lincoln sudbury regional high school, also known as drinkin’ drugsbury, rival of acton boxborough high
girl: woah, did you see that woman almost side swipe me in the range?

girl’s friend: totally a sudbury soccer mom.
a small town in eastern m-ssachusetts. it is small and there is not much to do there unless it involves going to the surrounding towns to see a movie or what have you. the kids here are mostly caucasian and the school system is pretty good. it is commonly believed that all that the kids do here is drink and do drugs. many scandals have come up with kids drinking and selling drugs at the high school, but most of the time it is a pretty great place to go to school.

i mean, do you have blocks of time during your school day where you don’t have cl-ss and can do anything? even leave campus? d-mn right you don’t.

we’re not all drunk and high. most of us are pretty cool. half of us are douches and sl-ts, and the other half of us are pretty chill people. a lot of kids here are also pretty smart and talented. this one kid can even play the purple haze guitar solo behind his back! the gl-ss is half full, people!

but seriously, they’re isn’t much to do strictly within the boundaries of sudbury. if you’re looking for something to do, then gtfo.
majority of sudbury:

boys: huh huh b–bs, huh huh huh, i’m gonna f-ck my girlfriend it’ll kick so much -ss, huh huh, i’m a douche.

girls: oh my god. i’m so careless and i’m such a dumb sh-t. just punch me in the face now so i’ll be out of your way. i am such a b-tch.

minority of sudbury:

boys: hey man. how’s life. (inside jokes, something about good times.) you heard vampire weekend? cool, wanna come to the rock concert? the bands here are pretty talented!

girls: omigod! ha ha, i love you guys! lets all just sit at a lunch table and laugh about how silly we all are! you guys are the best! hugs
a small town in m-ssachusetts where ‘rich’ rhymes with ‘b-tch’ for a reason. the kind of place where you will find a lovely forest filled with big old pines, an adorable little stream, and a clay pit that is way too much fun to play in, and then come back the next year and find it has been replaced by a neighborhood of overpriced, ugly mansions. the most exciting thing to do is hang out at the comunity pool or cvs. don’t be surprised when you hear how four 8th graders got pregnant last year, or how the cops -ssumed a black girl was from boston and searched her for marijuana. it’s that kind of drama that makes sucksbury so special
-why does everyone in sudbury gossip so much?
-because drama is the only thing that gives them meaning in their lives, other than getting high and drinking that is
a rich, smallish town in eastern m-ssachusetts with absolutely nowhere to go and nothing to do. the favorite p-sstimes of the citezens of sudbury include:
-getting lost in the ridiculously large high school
– laughing at stupid freshman getting lost in the ridiculously large high school
-counting/ spending/ admiring/ sniffing/ swimming in a pool of their money.
i live in sudbury, aka sucksbury.
sudbury is a freakin’ rich town with a bunch of sl-ts. there is a very small percentage of decent (clothing or otherwise) people in this town and most of them are viewed as freaks and end up leaving and already hate the town. girls are amazingly sl-ttly and the guys are immature (but pretty hot). many members of the band girl authority live in sudbury. chris evens and his family live in sudbury along with a bunch of other famous people.
(quoted from a girl thats lives in sudbury) ‘all my teachers are jelous of me because i am hotter than they were when they were kids. and i am hotter than all our guy teachers wives’