sufferfap
imagine a 40 year old man. he gets home from work and he sits down on his bed. he’s a f-cking wreck, and he is extremely depressed. he takes off his clothes, and he begins to cry. he slowly moves his shaft up and down as he wails in pure agony. he c-ms. he hates his life. he has sufferfapped.
“f-ck my life.”
“i hate myself.”
“woe is me.”
“alicia is a sufferfapping c-nt.”
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