suicidal dog
a canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog’s ever going to try to commit suicide.
duder 1: “what the h-ll is wrong with your beagle dude? he looks like he wants to kill himself.”
duder 2: “i know man, he always looks like that.”
duder 1: “you got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. make sure you don’t give him any rope to play with.”
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