suicide bombing
farting in your own cube at work. as opposed to crop dusting
i was so busy at work today that i had to resort to a suicide bombing.
a very generous act were one or more people show there love to there gods people by killing innocent people. makes no f-cking total sense but hey
in a bar 2 lovebugs make there debu at a bar after having a long conversation without taking there eyes off eachother
rob:(writes on napkin)first kiss time?
lucy:(writes on napkin) will you still love me in the morning? with slight giggle and gorgeous smile
rob:(writes on napkin) forever and ever babe x
they kiss and are truly in love withone another they are loving there life right now.
but no some generous man walks in and shouts “jihad”and ends there lives, f-k i hate this world and suicide bombing
a seriers of more then one or more persons with bombs strap around there waist to kill or hurt innocent people more then 4 bombs or more going off in iraq all the time.
fran told jessica that iraq is really bad and awful with the suicide bombings.
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