Suicide bum
when hit by a ‘suicide b-m’, you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.
one is able to become the victim of a suicide b-m and sh-t him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
so there i was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and i was h-t by a suicide b-m. they’ll never talk to me again – with good reason.
sorry i couldn’t go last night, i was h-t by a suicide b-m.
please don’t come over, i’m about to suicide b-m my apartment.
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