suicide shower
a shower that is so desperately needed that you dump gas on your self to clean yourself. the origins stem from regions where the water is so f-cking nasty and polluted with chemicals like sulphur that its better to use gasoline to shower than water.
person 1 “bro i need a shower real bad but the sh-t here smells like sulphur.”
person 2 “just take a suicide shower”
person 1 “f-ck you are a genius i’ll be right back.”
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