Suicide wingman


another term for “jumping on the grenade” or “taking one for the team”.

to be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.

may strip you of your dignity.
sorry joe, i was the suicide wingman last time. its your turn.

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