suit

slang for a businessman or any authority figure that wears a suit, e.g. manager, boss, supervisor.
those suits have been riding my -ss all day.
the supervisorial types who don’t do anything real. bosses.
“the suits think we take too many smoke breaks.”
“they can blow it out their bung hole.”
suits:

suits is a dis-affectionate tearm for people who are bussines men, government workers, for example the cia, fbi and other three letter government officials.
it is also used to describe corporate exsecutives who, in their time, have earned themselves a reputation for buerocracy and calousness. it is not un-natural that they are treated with disdain and are some of the most corrupt and lothable people in history. anarchists pray for their downfall, but then again so does everyone who is’nt them.
thouh they are apparently wealthy and well-to-do the suicide rate of suits is on the increase. either they grew some morals or they have learnt something we don’t know! 0.0!
“i’m a man of bussines, those tree-huggers and liberal jerk-offs can shove it! i’m not concerned with pretty flowers or some indangered species of rat. i’ve got workers to suppress and money to eat.”
a term referring to people dressed in well-tailored suits or tuxedos, such as businessmen, capitalists, or government agents.
“wearing a suit to a liberal high school will probably get you killed. d-mn anti-corporate mooreons.”
-me
a grown-up city version of your post college frat boy, who most probably works in finance. during the day he wears his unflattering non-tailored suit and by night, can be found in his “casual everyday attire” of a striped polo b-tton-down with rolled up sleeves or short sleeved polo paired with leather thong flip flops or boat shoes. can be found at an irish pub playing beer pong and dancing to hip-hop and journey with his brain-less post sorority counter parts.

being overly sensitive to the word “gay” when in reality it is only a defense mechanism.

personality usually ranges from c-cky douche bag to uncultured souls. typical conversations are very limited in topic. discussing about sports, what the h-ll happened last night while at macdougal’s irish pub, and what hot girl they brought home last night and trade occasional work experience. same routine.

in new york, suits have ventured out of their typical neighborhood boundaries of h-lls kitchen and murray hill to find the “cool and hip” spots such as the lower east side and williamsburg, and have burned their credibility. this has caused hipsters to quickly flee and create a new place for themselves.
“g-d. did you see just see that group of suits with their pastel polos, madras shorts and boat shoes?”
members of the fbi irs cia or any other 3 leter goverment angencey that ware suits instead of uniforms
the suits are on to me
it’s when you go to the ob-gyn doctor and discovers you have s.u.i.t. something up in there!
myrtle: hi dr. can you tell me why i’m so crampy?
dr: yes, it appears you have s.u.i.t.
mrytle: suit? what is that?
dr: i’m afraid you have “somthing up in there”

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