suit-porn
graphs, charts, spreadsheets, and power point presentations ill-strating vague descriptions of corporate growth, fiscal decline, projected expenditures, etc. typically those involved in authoring such empty and meaningless propaganda claim six-figure salaries yet produce no tangible profits, capital, or services for their organization which offsets the aforementioned salary.
chad: you happen to walk by harold’s office this morning?
mike: yeah, i saw it.
chad: full blown ppt presentation on the wall.
mike: meaningless and boring eh?
chad: suit-p-rn extraordinaires.
mike: bet it took bob everything he had to keep his pants on.
chad: shea.
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