Sullivan Flop
1. an attempt at humor that makes n-body laugh and in fact has the effect of making the recipients’ days just a little bit worse
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising
1. after a very funny email about a sl-tty bartender looking anywhere from 30 to 50, jean doe writes an email back saying, “was it ashley young?” as n-body knows who that person is or gets any hidden message that jean doe intended, the attempt at humor failed. the days got just a little bit worse for each of the readers of the email. they’d been sullivan flopped.
2. upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, joan doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft gr-ss. left with a large bruise on her hip, joan has experienced a sullivan flop.
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