sultan

a person who likes food and p-rn, and while masturbating, thinks about this one girl he likes.
jane: why do you have a white stain on your crotch?

sultan: ummmm…..testicular cancer.
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two meanings:
1: king, ruler, head of state,
2: powerful, expert
1: sultan of brunei
2: sultan-ul-qalam
meaning: to use the opportunity of presenting the result of an event that many people are eagerly waiting to hear to weave in a very detailed, tedious yet factually accurate defense of one’s own actions in relation to the result being presented.

origin: millions tuned in as farouk sultan, head of the election commission prepared to read out the results of egypt’s presidential run-off. tension built amongst anxious egyptians to find out who would become the nation’s first democratically elected president. however sultan settled down with a tome of papers to demonstrate how democratically thorough the election commission had been. sultan’s address lasted an hour while the part the m-sses wanted to hear (i.e., and the winner is) lasted less than three minutes.
“rather than simply presenting the award to employee of the year, the head of the selection committee decided to spend ten minutes sultaning. the company employees waiting for the results wanted to hang themselves from boredom.”
he is the biggest -sshole you will ever meet, until you get comfortable with him then he is just amazing. he is extremely athletic and extremely buff (especially the albanian ones). has a 11″ d-ck on flop and only f-cks the buffest chicks. he is dominant over everyone and everyone is below him. he is extremely muscular and strong and amazing at basketball.
sultan is deeeeeeeeeeench
overreacting to the smallest issue like its the end of the world.
i cannot believe when he sultaned, and threatened to “lay you out,” for borrowing a hat.

i sultan when i do not get enough sleep.
to sneak away without acknowledging your co-workers. to employ ninja-like moves to avoid saying goodbye.
adéu or not adéu? i’ll just sultan out of this place.
a minuscule town near the cascade mountain range in western washington state where approximately 50% of the population is on some form of drugs, 10% are on meth, and hardly anyone has finished high school.

unless your idea of a good time is sniffing glue under the bridge or hanging out in the freezing cold rain, it is an extremely boring place to live.
joe: dude, that guy lives in sultan.

bob: where the h-ll is that?

jane: so, where are you from?
scott: sultan.
jane: hahahahahahaha
an infamous graffiti artist/ tag mastermind who roams around ct vandalizing cool sh-t.
boy 1, “yo, who the f-ck did that dope -ss tag on that electrical box?”
boy 2, “sultan did; that’s why it’s wicked t-ts!”