SUMMER BODY
the f-cked up thing that society created and expect everybody to have each summer and if they don’t, well then your suddenly are “fat, chubby, obese”. tired of this sh-t and these high expectations. f-ck society and eat loads of chocolate. and if people ask you why you eat chocolate when you are supposed to get the “summer body “, eat them as well.
society: “you ain´t got the summer body?”
me: “no, but i´m happ…”
society: “you can´t sit with us if you ain´t got the summer body!!”
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