summer hand
after coming back from a long trip, or summer vacation for students, and your handwriting is absolutely horrible. it takes around a week to get rid of summer hand.
teacher: jimmy, what the h-ll is this.
jimmy: it’s my essay, mrs. shliken
teacher: this is ridiculous, i can’t even read it.
jimmy: well i’m sorry mrs. shliken, i’m suffering from severe summer hand. i havn’t written a word all summer!
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