Summit girl
a girl who so eloquently enters your life, f-cks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. a girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. no. you compare other girls to her. she is/has/will be the one. she is the one. you change everything about yourself to match everything about her. you see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. you write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. she is your eve, and you my friend, are adam.
what i would give to sodomize my summit girl one last time.
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