Sumner
a sumner is a fake b-tch that uses her s-xuality to attract desperate men despite being unattractive. she has lots of friends but none of them really like her, as well as a string of boyfriends who use her to get girls they really like. summers have a terrible sense of style but have an overly confident exterior and crave attention. they insult others to mask insecurities they may have, and fish for compliments often. they are often two-faced and will do anything to get people to like them. sumners are often plain looking with a few extremely obvious unattractive qualities, including their personality.
boy 1: i just started dating sumner, i’m definitely gonna get some soon
boy 2: you’re nasty, even you could do better than that
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that guy at school that everyone wants to get with guys girls even teachers
he is just so s-xy and f-cking boss
you cant ever f-cking touch that kid
sumner is such a f-cking man love i just want to coress
a small, but groing, suburban town in southern/mid-southern washinton state…usa
i was in sumner last weekend… it kinda sucked!
sumner’s are grangorgeous girls who frolic with gnomes in magical rain-forests in the mountains of saskatchewan and devour the souls of oompa loompas. she has the ability to turn anything she touches into instant pixie dust; which when snorted makes you shrink 1.337 inches exactly. sumner’s also carry a scent of uberpixel, which is concocted from smurf toes, muppet fuzz, and leftover lamb chop hand puppets which when combined smell like jesus with a hint of chocolate.
“i was on ‘the price is right’ last week but drew carey threw me off stage when i accidentally quoted a sumner for $50,000,000.. when the correct amount was priceless.”
gordon sumner is the legendary frontman of the band the police
yo dude, gordon sumner and the police rock!
sumners a girl who’s sporty and sweet. she is loved by everyone around her and all of the boys want her. she doesn’t need to make milkshakes for the boys to come to her yard. she had long legs. usually she has brown hair and colourful green eyes. she’s not super tan but she has freckles. she’s beautiful, averagely smart and great in bed.
boy 1: “we all love sumner”
boy 2: “yeah i want to make love with her”
boy 3: “she’s so hot!!!!”
wow sumner is soo s-xy!
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