Sumner High School
the sh-ttiest school in washington state. it is filled with sl-ts, jerks, niggz, ugly, beautiful, crackers, goth, emo, scene, posers, sk8ers, and best of all asians!! this school is the largest place for goths, emos, scene kids to be. the teachers are -ssholes and the -ssistant princables smoke crack. only a few people are cool. no one is the most popular at this school.
“i go to sumner high school!” – jane
“are you an asian?” – mark
“no.” – jane
“then you aren’t cool.” – mark
“konnichiwa.” – kyla.
“konnichiwa!” – erick.
“oh asians, let’s be friends with them so everyone will like us!” – new kid.
“okay!” – other new kid.
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