Sumptee


1. whilst sh-tting on a porto-sh-tter, one receives head. this is not a blumpkin seeing that one receives the f-ll-t– whilst sh-tting on a porto-sh-tter and not on a normal sh-tter.

the term was coined by the great band zebrahead while on the warped tour in 2006. when i asked the story behind it, i was told “use your imagination…”
mick: hey dood where have you been for the last 30 minutes!? you missed afi!!!

jimmy: dude! that c-m dumpster we met by that merch booth gave me a sumptee in that sh-t shed over there!!!

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