Sun

“that which makes my computer monitor difficult to see.”

though recent advances in screen technology such as anti-glare coatings and flat cathode-ray tubes have made the sun a less dangerous foe, it is still not to be taken lightly.
i was going to play game but the sun rose and it got too difficult to see, so i went to sleep.

the blue dot in the middle of the box represents the size of the earth compaired to the sun
the sun is the d-mn motherf-cker responsible for heating us up. without him planet earth whould be doomed (doomed i tell ya!!). sometimes he -ssf-cks the moon and that’s what we call an eclipse.
some guy: “i’m blind!!!!”
some other guy: “that’s what happens when you look at the sun for nearly 20 minutes!!!!”
that big bright thing in the sky in the day
wow the sun is bright
the sun is a m-ss of incandescent gas;
a gigantic nuclear furnace.
where hydrogen is built into helium,
at a temperature of millions of degrees.

the sun is hot. the sun is not
a place where we could live,
but here on earth there’d be no life
without the light it gives.

we need its light; we need its heat.
the sunlight that we seek,
the sunlight comes from our own sun’s
atomic energy.

the sun is a m-ss of incandescent gas;
a gigantic nuclear furnace.
where hydrogen is built into helium,
at a temperature of millions of degrees.

the sun is hot.

the sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.

the sun is large.

if the sun were hollow, a million earths would fit inside,
and yet, it is only a middle-sized star

the sun is far away.

about 93,000,000 miles away,
and that’s why it looks so small.

but even when it’s out of sight,
the sun shines night and day.

we need its heat; we need its light.
the sunlight that we seek,
the sunlight comes from our own sun’s
atomic energy.

scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
the heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium

the sun is a m-ss of incandescent gas;
a gigantic nuclear furnace.
where hydrogen is built into helium
at a temperature of millions of degrees.
the sun, ladies and gentlemen.
the inverse of moon (to show one’s bare b-ttocks), therefore ‘to sun’ is ‘to show one’s genetalia’
mooning them wasn’t humiliating enough, so he whipped down his drawers and sunned them.
friend – see also: son
“i call my brother sun cause he shines like one” – wu-tang clan
british ‘newspaper’; masturbation aid for the semi-literate.
what a load of sun-readers!

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