sunbury
a town in victoria, australia. approximately 40 mins from melbourne, it’s inhabitants sport mullets and drive 1985 xd falcons. most people are born in sunbury, live in sunbury and die in sunbury. recreational activites include attending ‘the attic nightclub’, smoking bongs by the creek behind the secondary school, cutting laps of the two main shopping strips and gatecrashing parties. it shames the youth to say they’ve spent some of the best times of their lives there.
“wanna come to a party in sunbury?”
“nah man! i value my life.”
sunbury, the town located between nowhere and nowhere, central pennsylvania. over the years, sunbury is becoming more and more like a ghetto, although not entirely astray from it’s down-home-country-livin’ background. many of the sunbury youth simply cross the veterans bridge to find themselves on ‘the strip’, decorated brightly, like a poor man’s las vegas, with fast food joints, a mall, and tattoo parlors/hemp stores. 99% of the inhabitants are either employed by, or have family employed by weis food service. summer entertainment can be found in knoebels amus-m-nt park, and many local gigs take place in nearby shamokin at lucky fours.
“have you ever heard of sunbury?”
“no.”
“it’s in central pennsylvania.”
“no.”
“they live by the marina.”
“i think my car broke down there once on the way to a gig at shamokin!”
“really?!”
“no..”
also known as halloweentown. this city celebrates its beloved holiday all year long by keeping decorations up 365 days a year. it is not unusual to see the townsfolk dressed in costumes on a daily basis: factory worker, homeless person, townie, etc.
i’m going to sunbury tomorrow.
oh, you mean halloweentown? what costume are you rocking?
i’m thinking i’ll go as g.i. jane.
oh… cool.
a town near melbourne, in australia. it is a a country town but it is very big. i was born there and find the first definition highly offensive. the p-ss-times do not include smoking bongs and gatecrashing parties. they are the same as a any other town, and they do not all ‘sport mullets and drive 1985 xd falcons and just cuz someone values their life, it does not mean they wouldn’t come here. it is a good happy town… and not shame full!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is also home to c-ssi van dungen, runner-up in the fifth cycle of australia’s next top model, varios fotty players an an actor and aslo is where the ashes (cricket) started
person 1: hey do u wanna come to sunbury with me?bad town of anything
person 2: of course! its not like its a bad town or anything
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