Sunday Sloth
an elderly driver who possesses a reaction time similar to the common sloth. they can be seen disregarding common traffic laws and cutting off other motorists most often on sundays. they should clearly have their license revoked.
i wasn’t able to make it to church this morning because a sunday sloth ran a stop sign and t-boned my car.
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