Sunderland Leapfrog
practice originally from sunderland, differing slightly from the liverpudlian leapfrog. commonly used as a compet-tion to settle arguments but can be done for fun.
one male and one female each take equal amounts of laxative. the male proceeds to have s-x with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. after the male has reached -rg-sm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. this const-tutes a victory for the male
the female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches -rg-sm or if the man sh-ts before finishing s-x (see hamburg oil spill)
the man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he ‘plugs’ her -n-s with his manhood
overs: my dad is better at r-mm-ng than your dad
overs mum: no way, my dad is far better at r-mm-ng
overs: lets settle this with a sunderland leapfrog
overs mum: but you come so quickly, ill never win
overs: let your sh-t covered face be the lesson, my dad is r-mm-ng king
overs mum: on the plus side your -ss product is rather tasty
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