sunflowering
the sensual art of gently splaying one’s digits whilst manually penetrating the -n-s/v-g-n-, usually precluded by an instance of the silent duck.
jimmy: “ouch! you c-nt! that wasn’t the silent duck!”
jimmy’s mum: “jimmy! watch your language!”
jimmy: “sorry mum. but how ought i to refer to this increasingly sensual act?”
jimmy’s mum: “well james, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. your sister likes to call it “sunflowering”.
jimmy: “gee whiz mum, this is the best birthday ever..!”
the act of puking whilst covering your mouth with your hand, thus spreading the puke in the shape of a sunflower.
elliott drank too much hard liquor and wound up sunflowering everyone at the party.
an act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans v-g-n- and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.
person 1: hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
person 2: sunflowering!? thats some dirty sh-t! are you gonna do it?
person 1: no way! she’ll get too keen!
an act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans v-g-n- and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.
person 1: hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
person 2: sunflowering!? thats some dirty sh-t! are you gonna do it?
person 1: no way! she’ll get too keen!
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