sunrise suprise
after a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. a sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with sh-ts on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.
suddenly i woke up to what remained of the girl i hooked up with. it wasn’t her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.
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