SUNSHINE HUSBAND
a husband who abandons you in times that you need him the most.
a husband who is only there for you when everything is going well.
a husband who tells everyone your business after you confide in him.
a husband who verbally abuses you and expects you to agree with every abusive things that he said about you.
a husband who loves money more than his wife.
a husband who sits on the couch the whole day, smokes weed, and play games on his ps3.
a husband who expect his wife to work 24/7 so that she can sustain all his vices.
a husband who’s almost 50 years old and not even close to having his sh-t together.
a husband who physically abused you and get a restraining order .
a husband who always threatens you with divorce when the tough gets going.
a husband who thinks that he’s a perfect husband.
a husband who thinks that he is holier than thou.
a husband who talks about other people and judge them as if his sh-t smells like fresh linen.
a husband who uses calgon morning glory as his cologne.
a husband who thinks that a disc jockey is a real profession.
a husband who only works 2 or when he’s lucky, 3 gigs a month.
a husband who will soon get kicked out of his place because he can’t pay his rent.
a husband who only has $210.00 on his checking account, $0.00 on savings.
remember kevin walton who lives in santa clara that got married in 2007? i heard that he is a sunshine husband.
guess what, i b-mped into kevin walton, and he told me that he’s happy being a sunshine husband, can you believe that?
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