super adventure club
the super adventure club is a club dedicated to traveling all over and molesting children.
the super adventure club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, william p. phinehas. phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn’t be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have s-x with the native children that inhabited those areas. phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have s-x with the aborigine children at uluru, and the first explorer to b-gg-r all the underage mountainfolk of nepal. after having s-x with all those children, phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
he discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. and when an adult has s-x with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of bethos. phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. until he was h-t by a train in 1892.
kyle: do you realize how r-t-rded that sounds?
super adventure club head explorer: is it any more r-t-rded than the idea of g-d sending his son to die for our sins? is it any more r-t-rded than buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
stan: yeah. its way, way more r-t-rded.
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