Super Angry Pirate
an angry pirate is when you j-zz in a chick’s eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. the covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. thus creating an angry pirate.
a super angry pirate, is when you c-m on the chick’s back, while she’s in her slumber. then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that b-tch’s back, representing the cape which superman flies around in. thus creating the superman.
now, put the two together.. superman that hoe, then angry pirate her; thus creating a super angry pirate! now thats what i call a f-cking kodak moment.
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dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, i super angry pirate’d that b-tch!
awesome! what’d she do when she recovered!?
she cried for a bit, but i just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the f-ck back in the kitchen.
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