super boner
a b-n-r so strong and substantial that’s it utterly incapacitating. it’s the kind of b-n-r dreams are made of.
sometimes when i was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and i became completely immobile.
a condition where your p-n-s becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. signs of a super b-n-r include: pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to -j-c-l-t-. it has been rumored that the super b-n-r increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.
she gave me a super b-n-r so bad it wouldn’t go away all night. i still hurt bro.
a b-n-r that is extra long and hard.
“wow is that like a superb-n-r?!”
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