Super Bowl Blumpkin
a derivative of the royal blumpkin. one girl blows you while you take a sh-t on another girl. however, instead of the girl swallowing your sh-t, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch p-sses.
tell that b-tch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
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