Super Bowl Phantom
rising from the frozen tundra near lambeau field, the super bowl phantom makes his rounds on the night before the super bowl. he delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.
if the super bowl phantom visits your home, but doesn’t have a gift for you, he’ll leave a token something — candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. — so you don’t feel left out.
sabina: “dang it! i just got an e-mail that gerry’s gift is on back order until the 27th! now what do i do?!”
lissa: “just tell him that’s he’ll get a visit from the super bowl phantom. it’ll be fine.”
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