super def
short for super definitions
it’s what you find when you’re just casually looking up a word, but the definition is just way too f-cking long, and you nearly get a cramp in your scroll finger just searching for the end of it.
there is a super def for just about every big celebrity or big
musician. for example look up elvis presely and you will be treated to multiple super defs. this is especially frusterating because the true definition for elvis is just simply the king of rock n’ roll. see? no super def needed.
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