super facial
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman’s face
dude, i gave that b-tch a super facial. the looked like a crispy creme!
when three or more men m-st-rb-t- onto a woman’s face. way more than the normal facial.
man 1: she can’t see a thing, let’s leave before she asks for money.
man 2: can anyone tell if she’s breathing?
man 3: that was some superfacial, biach!!
man 4: are you ok ma’am?
woman: i wish you would address me a senator! i worked very hard for that t-tle.
any shallow person and\or emo wearing or using too much make-up and/or sp-nk.
random high school clique member #1: “oh look, there’s the popular girls table; kelsey, chelsey, and ashley!”
rhscm #2: “gawd yes, a more intense group of superfacials, you will never meet.”
rhscm #1: “lmjao, lets go boot up the spycam! gym they have afta lunch!”
or
emo #1: “that was some superfacial action you and 4evdrk and ffah did me yest. i hadta wash my scarf.”
emo #2: “whatev. it’s not a choice, dude. let’s kiss. here, in front of the laptop.”
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