Super Jew
someone who emphasizes on their jewish religion in life and other things.
that rabbi mordechai is one h-lluva super jew!
super jew is the king of the universe and the only hope for america in dark economic times. with his giant money-sniffing nose and his trusty sidekick super negro, super jew will find new sources of wealth and growth that will sustain america for decades to come.
person 1 to person 2: w-ssup y’all. how come super negro is lazing around all day collecting welfare?
person 2: that’s just how super negro is yo. he’s the king of the negros after all. don’t worry, super jew will be here soon and force that lazy super negro to do some work in order to save america.
a person who is loud and proud about their jewish heritage.
hey, is that the one and only superjew!?
yeah, i think his name is patrick.
a jew of extreme measures that can do amazing math and makes you buy stupid things that you wish you hadn’t bought later on.
faster than a speeding matzo ball
more powerful than your income taxes
able to leap tall buildings and make lots of money at the same time
it’s superjew?!!?!??!??!!
a person who’s a super jew
wow that kid is crazy…he’s a super jew!!
jew ™ fine is $1,000,000
step 1: c-m a little on each of your girl’s temples
step 2: pull out some of her p-b-s
step 3: stick the p-b-s on the c-mmed-on temples, creating a set of pais (curly sideburn)
“did you superjew her?” “yeah, she totally looks like a rabbi now.”
verb: to c-m on a girl’s head, cut out the cup of her bra, and stick it on her head thereby giving the appearance of a “yarmulke”.
example: i totally superjewed that shiksa.
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