Super Mario Sunshine
noun.
the act of defecating on a lover’s chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. if all of the excrement is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite.
female: “i’m so h-rny for you.”
male: “let’s bang. but i have to go take a steamer. you’ll have to wait, unless you want my super mario sunshine.”
female: “ew, no. just because i watch that stuff on the internet doesn’t mean i would want it in real life.”
male: “there is no other way.”
mario 64 with a watergun. would’ve sold 5 copies had it not included mario, which would still make it overrated.
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