super mex


when you can just tell a hispanic person is so mexican it comes out in everything they do.
dude 1: dude look at juan. he keeps eating tacos and always wears sombreros and has like 20 kids.

dude 2: yeah i know, he’s so super mex!
professional wrestler shawn ” hotstuff” hernandez. is a freakishly strong, musclebound hispanic man, but extremely agile for a man his size or any man, for that matter. he is known for a plethora of powebomb-variations(most notably the “border-toss”) and high-risk maneuvers hurling himself to the outside of the ring. also, he is known among certain wrestlers as ” not fair.”, because of his look, strength, agility and the fact that he’s probably a nice guy to top it off.
don west: ” supermex! supermex! supermex! what a dive to the outside, by hernandez!”

don west: “my god, mike, hernandez just threw him clear across the ring with that border-toss!”

digruntled-wrestler: ” g-dd-mn that hernandez…he’s just not fair.”

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