super watermelon man
super watermelon man is a super hero in la. he will only save 1 person ever. beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut b-tter.
beyonce: you saved me from being thirsty again! thank you!
super watermelon man: you’re welcome me lady.
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