superbowl
30 second clips of men running in between commercials.
person 1: who do you think will win the superbowl?
person 2: what’s that? oh, those men running in between the commercials?
the only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.
did you see the reno 911 trailer during the super bowl? that movie’s gonna rock!!
a sporting event in which major corporations shamelessly promote thier products with obnoxious commercials, and music artists who were never meant to sing together, sing together.
did you see that superbowl commercial when the monkey tries to f-ck that lady?
a really big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! mmmmm, cranberries!
1) a large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) the most common excuse for men to buy a new tv at an obscene price
“honey, i’m gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen tv”
“what?!?!?! we’re so poor we can’t pay attention!”
“superbowl”
“oh… ok”
that thing that patriots lost
the patriots went 18 and 0…and then lost the super bowl…to the giants
11 minutes of action squeezed into 3 hours.
super bowl is like a boring boxing match with a big knock out punch
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