Superimportant


something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.
drunk: “oaaaa bartender!!!! give me drink!!! i dropped my last one on the floor!!!”

bartender: “no. you’ve had enough to drink already.”

drunk: “oaaaaaaa f–king b-tch!!!!”

(…5 minutes later…)

drunk: “oaaaa bartender! give me drink! its superimportant!!!!!”

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