SuperMalaka
an extreme masturbator.
likes to brag about w-nking in public forums/chatrooms.
addicted to p-rn.
supermalaka: holy f-ck guys, theres new p-rn.
…….fap fap fap fap
supermalaka: guys..i just fapped so f-cking hard my b-lls destroyed themselves from the inside out.
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