superman a ho
a male does a female (ho) in the b-tt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. then allows the ho to roll over and fall asleep on her back. the next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman’s cape. resulting in a superman ho!
superman a hoooooooooooooo!
it’s when you skeet on a ho’s back, and then the bedsheet sticks to her, making a superman-style cape.
i’m really hoping to superman a ho tonight, cause i’m all kinds of freeky like that.
superman-ing a ho is when someone treats his lady with love, loyalty, dignity and respect, much like our man clark does with lois. regardless of how long he may have been trapped in another dimension with the essentially greek goddess wonder woman (it was something like 1000 years), kal-el just says “i’m sorry, but i love lois.”
that’s how it’s done!
example of the widely misunderstood “superman a ho”:
“wow grant, you’re grandparents have been together for 80 years and she still holds his hand??”
“absolutely, geoff, he’s been superman-ing that ho since they met.”
“wicked sick, let’s go get snow cones.”
what it really means is being so b-lls-deep in a ho that you can lift your hands and feet up off whatever surface you’re scr-w-ng on, with your arms out forward and your legs straight back, so you’re being supported on top of her only by your groin. do that, and it looks like you’re flying…like superman.
that is what it means.
my date was wigglin her -ss so high in the air i just lifted up and superman a ho
to consistently lie to a ho whilst wearing gl-sses.
so there i was getting my d-ck sucked, and i was all, britney spears is a d-mn fine musician. thats how i superman a ho. i superman her good.
a rap term used to describe when a male dives head first into a female (ho’s) v-g-n-. it resembles superman flying into a metor. can cause severe v-g-n-l damage.
wheres ure sister at? i need to superman a ho!
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