superman dick
a d-ck so majestic and perfect that it’s actually terrify to view in its full glory. it is likely lethal due to superhuman strength. also, quite flexible and easy to tuck into tight briefs for days on end.
“did you hear? angie and todd finally got together last night. she said he has a legit superman d-ck.”
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