Supermarket shuffle
the act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. this sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
ex: lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at wally world when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. when the two parties tried to p-ss they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.
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