Supermobile
a human who compulsively and relentlessly uses a mobile device or devices such as an iphone, ipad, blackberry, android, kindle, ipod, or mp3. a supermobile is averse to and avoids anything with wires and is incapable of standing still or sitting for extended periods of time.
josh must be a supermobile, i saw him sprinting across campus cramming for an exam on his kindle while he texted messages on his iphone and sang along with his mp3.
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