supermodel hot
usually, someone who you have never met or seen, and you figure that the only way they are able to make it through a day is out of people’s mercy because they are “super model hot”
a friend tells you about his co-worker you don’t know:
yeah, george showed up to work with only one glove to work.
friend: “george why are you wearing only 1 glove?”
george: “i was listening to the weather yesterday and they said it might be cold tomorrow, on the other hand it might be hot”
you: “wow, george sounds supermodel hot.”
credit to french and saunders: abfab
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