suppockey
a shower game played in teams of 2 on 2 in a large shower. a variation between hockey and handball. played on hands and knees and hands are used to shoot the puck which is soap. a gentleman’s game.
i scored two goals last night while playing suppockey in the dressing room after our hockey practice.
alternatively: support-hockey
the act of being the puck, shot from support person to support person in an effort to frustrate you into hanging up.
past tense: suppocked
i called up my isp’s dsl support because my sh-tty dsl wasn’t working only to discover that they like playing suppockey. f-them, i’m going to the compet-tor’s cable modem service.
i went into nordstrom’s and got suppocked when i tried to return that xmas present without a receipt. it took 2 hours, man that sucked.
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