suprise sex
s-x that the recipient didn’t realize they agreed to.
chick: “kobe totally raped me from behind. i didn’t want to have s-x with him. i’m calling the cops.”
lawyer: “nah, it was just suprise s-x. you were asking for it.”
chick: “oh, cool.”
sometimes called rape, it is the act of having s-x with someone when they are not expecting it.
john gave janet suprise s-x.
“suprise, s-x!”
also known as rape. though some argue that hollering “suprise” before the act of raping someone thus makes it suprise s-x. a crime which is less severe than rape but is still looked down upon by; teachers, mothers, and the pope.
“suprise!”
“suprise what?”
“suprise s-x b-tch stop screamin’.”
waking up in bed with you partner and realizing you having s-x whilst still half asleep, both unaware you were doing it.
tara talking to sheryl: dj and i woke up this morning having suprise s-x, i was shocked but enjoyed it very much!!
…..just think about it…say it again to your self…think….think…if you still didn’t get it…its just a nice way of saying…rape..thats all it is..
the predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. the predator thinks, “oh i’m gonna give her some suprise s-x and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i’ll enjoy it.”
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