Surcharge Sodomy
top definition
the amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a compet-tor bank’s atm.
me: h-llo is this chase?
villainous usurious bank monkey (vubm): yes it is
me: what is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
vubm: you withdrew money from a bank of america atm.
me: that is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
vubm: i am sorry sir but that is our standard surcharge sodomy fee.
me: i see….(expletive)
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