surefuck


a fragrance applied prior to heading out for a night on the town; the intention being, that the fragrance will attract a suitable mate.
before we go, let me splash on a bit of suref-ck.
another term for cologne, describing its desired effect.
“there’ll be loads of ladies around tonight. better put some sure f-ck on.”
another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.
larry: come on, gord! we’re gonna be late for the goddam party!

gord: hold your water, dude! i can’t find my sure-f-ck!

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