Surf Monday
surf monday is every “monday” during the months of may-september. typically begins sunday night at 10pm and ends monday night, but occasionally continues until tuesday. rain or shine, this event includes lots of surfing and almost always other types of fun.
me: it’s almost surf monday!
debra: that’s my favorite day of the week!
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