surf turkey


if you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you’re a surf turkey. if you own a fitted dc hat, you’re a surf turkey. if you can’t surf or ride a skateboard properly, you’re most definitely a surf turkey. if you visit florida from louisiana, alabama, mississippi, or anywhere else in the southern region and walk into plus skateshop, you’re most probably a surf turkey. daggers for life!
anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

f-ck life to all the surf turkey fools.

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