surface pro


an expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the f-ck they’re supposed to be doing. often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.
q: shouldn’t we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
a: don’t even bother. dude’s just a surface pro.

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